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A person at work that keeps tabs on when his or her co-workers come in to work, how long of a lunch they take and when they leave work.
Dude 1: "15 minutes late again..."
Dude 2: "What? You talking about me"
Dude 1: "Yeah, you're always 15 minutes late and you leave 10 minutes early too"
Dude 2: "Fucking clock watcher"
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The Clocks are a large group of animators over 1000 and rising. They follow a Clock member known as Strawberry Clock the so called king of the Clocks. The Clocks speak very highly of themselves yet out of there large group there is only 13 percent of them who make quality cartoons.
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Where two couples compete to see how fast the girl can get the guy to cum.
Two couples were competing for a prize. The younger couple lost when it took the girl 3 minutes to get her guy to cum while the older girl only took 2:45 to get her guy to cum and she beat the clock
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The King of the Portal. Defender against the Void!
Strawberry Clock wants to drive.
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Man, that dude is almost nocturnal, a total clock rocker
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Leicester landmark, was once the pride of the city center, and is not the most scummy, shithead infested cesspit possible due to all of the wannabe wankers who decide to sit and look stupid there every single saturday.
Idiot 1: dude like are u coming clock tower
Idiot 2: yeh let me put on my HIM teeshirt and trivium hoody and mcr sweatband and slipknot shoes and funeral for a friend hat and sign off myspace
Idiot 1: dude i luv ur style ur so unique
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when you had the opportunity to get lucky, but are not permitted to due to time constraints
Dude, I so could have gotten laid last night, but I got Clock Blocked and had no time to make a move since the bar was closing in 5 minutes
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