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Friend: "I'm gonna put on some sleepin clothes!"
You: "diddly darn it's bout to be lit!"
A clean piece of cloth that started life as a face cloth but was relegated to use with the nether regions and as such, does not deserve the moniker of face cloth.
Used in communal bathing events like among young siblings.
Don't mix up the face cloth and the bum cloth.
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To formally shove a dirty towel in one's asshole
Dude I toally shoved my anal cloth up there to reach that Lego I left in that big ass.
Having to shit so badly that the turd is making it's entrance into the world and leaving a streak in your underwear.
Dude where's the bathroom I've got one scratchin' cloth.
When your undergarments are damp with the seepage of your irregular bowl movements.
Hey tomi, I’ve been tooting all evening and my crack is proper moist. I’ve got a proper saturated cloth down there... want to smell?
When you have the most horrific diarrhoea and you don't quite make it to the toilet. As opposed to "touching cloth" with a regular shit.
Gerard: how you feeling?
Andy: Bad, got the shits
Gerard: did you make it or were you touching cloth?
Andy: nah, more like Saturated cloth with this one. A bit like when a rhino goes for a dip in a lake.
A meddievil torcher device for brutaly wacking bad boys or girls on the bum bum
BENDOVER it's time for Table Cloth