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When your undergarments are damp with the seepage of your irregular bowl movements.
Hey tomi, I’ve been tooting all evening and my crack is proper moist. I’ve got a proper saturated cloth down there... want to smell?
When you have the most horrific diarrhoea and you don't quite make it to the toilet. As opposed to "touching cloth" with a regular shit.
Gerard: how you feeling?
Andy: Bad, got the shits
Gerard: did you make it or were you touching cloth?
Andy: nah, more like Saturated cloth with this one. A bit like when a rhino goes for a dip in a lake.
Having to shit so badly that the turd is making it's entrance into the world and leaving a streak in your underwear.
Dude where's the bathroom I've got one scratchin' cloth.
A type of clothing that people who live in a certain place and follow the same culture wear.
Indians wearing the clothes that they do, is an example of folk clothing.
Friend: "I'm gonna put on some sleepin clothes!"
You: "diddly darn it's bout to be lit!"
Short for Clothing Reconstruction, recon is the practice of cutting, sewing, ripping, painting or altering pieces of clothing into something else.
I Clothing Recon-ed 3 of my t-shirts into a skirt!
A form of titillation that revolves around stimulating the target's imagination without nudity.
That office secretary has some serious clothed sensuality going on with that loose blouse and messy ponytail.