Crazy Coconut

Used to describe a female during PMS when she is acting completely irrational and crazy. A perfectly sane girl can turn into an absolute psychopath who will randomly cry uncontrollably for reasons they do not even know but of course it will be the guys fault. When females are experiencing this crazy coconut syndrome they should be avoided at all cost for at least 3-4 days, do not communicate with them through any medium as they might unleash on you at any time. There is no known cure for this crazy coconut syndrome, yet some scholars maintain that chocolate, warm drinks, hot water bottles, bunches of flowers and saying lies like "yes your right, yes it my fault, its ok that your like this" seems to calm the beasts.

Shes being an absolute crazy coconut, stay the hell away from her.

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Coconut Creampie

An in depth sex maneuver when a man shits(coco-) on his balls(-nut), then cums on them(cream-), and finally shoves his balls into a vagina(-pie). The coconut cream balls can also be used to tea-bag an unsuspecting victim for comedic effect.

Jennifer: What did you say he did with his balls?
Betsy: He gave me a Coconut Creampie for desert. It was fantastic.

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coconut catcher

a typical black person or of the ethnic variety

look at this coconut catcher bruup brrup what a coon!!

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Coconut Syndrome

1. A condition where a person is Arab on the outside and white on the inside.

2. A white-washed Arab.

3. An Arab who was raised and/or born in a North American or European country and has adopted their society's culture, tradition and values.

4. A person of Middle Eastern descent that acts North American or European.

That Fatima girl clearly suffers from Coconut Syndrome.

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coconut ranger

a term of endearment for a person who is special to you. they are usually well known & well liked. they could be considered “popular”. you could use this phrase to describe a best friend or favorite person of yours.

Person 1: Do you know Juliet?

Person 2: Yeah man, she’s my coconut ranger!

Person 1: That’s dope! I always wanted one of those.

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coconut head

Someone who is zany, silly, kooky.

My best buddy and I are a couple of coconut heads

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Coconut Water

Hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink.

Sadly, claims of great health benefits are unfounded!

Coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with Fresca.

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