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A completely liquid bowel movement.
That Taco Bell gave me ass coffee.
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Straight coffee. Coffee without any additives like milk or sweetener.
Barista: "Did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?"
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.
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clears mind; a pause that clears your head space to make room for other ideas.
This upbeat music is my coffee bean after writing this horror story for this act.
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The strange phenomenon of needing a poo straight after drinking a coffee.
9am
Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit
11am
Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?
Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.
When you grab a coffee, or tea, over the Internet, i.e. a friend is in London drinking coffee, you are in New York drinking the same thing, and you chat while grabbing a coffee.
Online coffee.
A: I'm gonna grab a coffee, you want some? I don't like drinking alone.
B: Sure, let's go to Starbucks and chat on WiFi! Online coffee rules!
A game office coffee drinkers play where they leave less than a mug's worth in the pot to avoid having to make the next pot. Much like the board game "Nim", the loser is the one who takes the last bit of coffee and must make the next pot.
I needed my caffeine fix, but there was a quarter of a cup left in the office coffee pot. I guess I lost this round of Coffee Nim, and have to make the next pot.
A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.