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A completely liquid bowel movement.
That Taco Bell gave me ass coffee.
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Straight coffee. Coffee without any additives like milk or sweetener.
Barista: "Did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?"
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.
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clears mind; a pause that clears your head space to make room for other ideas.
This upbeat music is my coffee bean after writing this horror story for this act.
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When your Masturabting and didn't bring something to finish into so you blow your load into a bush.
Fuck man last night I started to fap and when I was about to cum, I realized I didn't have a rag. So I spilled my coffee in the bushes.
Similar to tea bagging, but dropping everything in a girls mouth while having their nose inserted into the mans butthole
Went in for a tea bag, ended up coffee dropping the bitch!
A sexual act when the fister is under the effects of caffeine (i.e. 5 Hour Energy or Coffee) the fistee May expect more powerful thrusts.
Chet: Well she just wanted fisting but I forgot about the RedBull I drank so I went pretty hard.
Bob: Woah, you Coffee Slamed her?!Did you at least send flowers?
Chet: Why would I?
Bob: Dude. She’s in the hospital.
A definition for a person who looks like he/she drastically needs a few cups of coffee to wake up or keep himself/herself together.
Every monday he is such a coffee face whole day...