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The area between a normal human being's large intestine and colon.
An extremely important portion of the digestive system that schools around the globe refuse to reveal the existence of to students. Usually, when a semi-colon is in any way damaged or deformed, it can become a major threat to the owner's life (if left untreated, you could shit out your intestines).
Fred: Dude, my doctor said I have an enlarged semi-colon.
Chris: Do you know what that means?
Fred: No, what?
Chris: It means someone role-played PowerMan and IronFist in your ass.
Fred: Oh shit.
Chris: Yeah. You're going to need a semi-colonoscopy.
Fred: I hate asking all these questions, but WHAT is THAT?
Chris: Your doctor is going to get a rabbi to bless your asshole and then stick a very hot shaft of PVC pipe so far up your butt it'll pop out your eyeballs. Then, they'll procede to stuff as many red permanent markers up into the pipe, then flowing into your skull, to make sure the pipe went all the way through, and tell you that you have been exposed to a treatment that still has not passed through the appropiate legal channels, and that you are not liable to sue. If you did somehow threaten to sue, they will threaten you by saying there is no way to remove the pipe from your body unless they do it themselves, and if you do sue, you will have to walk around with a pipe in your ass for the rest of your life.
Fred: Oh shitter.
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I got a vaginal colonic last week, and I lost almost 7 pounds!!
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(n.) a shot of grain alcohol dropped into a glass of malt liquor. Similar to an Irish Car Bomb, but with no redeeming quality, (specifically in the taste). Named thus for the tendency of the drink to create a state of absolute despondency in the drinker's bowels.
Daniel: Hey dude, did you know that there is a Facebook group called "If 1,000 people Join This Group Michael Hearn Will Do 10 Colon Blows."?
Luis: No one can do 10 Colon Blows and live.
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To urinate inside an anus during anal intercourse, with the aftermath being a similar result to a colonic.
Guy #1: "Check that girl out!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, I'd give her a penis colonic..."
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";" That fucking symbol u asshole... if u dont know what a fucking semi-colon looks like u should kill urself...
John: omg look a semi-colon!
Jill: OMG wuts a semi-colon!
John: u stupid whore wtf?
Jill: w/e
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when your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.
craig: everything seems to be cooking in the colon crockpot and “dinner” will be served shortly in the bathroom!
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A silly faggot that only likes it up the ass and loves the taste of cum.
Scott Glynn is a fucking colon pirate and after the man ejactulates he likes to stick a straw up there and slurp it out.
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