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A coma baby is a child (usually a baby) birthed whilst the baby mama is in a medically induced coma. The baby's mother is normally "sleeping" for the duration of their ninth month of gestation (that means pregnancy). Side effects may include: drowsiness, loss of virginity, gingerness, and anal leakage.
Caution: Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery while in coma. Coma babies should drive forklifts or any other SUVs of minivans fresh out of the oven
Mother (while sleeping): I'm in a medically induced coma in order to have a pain free delivery!
Coma baby(muffled):Yay mommy!
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A cool girl who knocks out the boys with her mona lisa smile, her long brown hair, and her buttless chaps worn over blue jeans while she and her motorcycle gang members ride with her down a Idaho road on a sunney day.
Chealsea is my Coma Girl, with her long, blue jeans, soft brown hair and cool disposition.
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The variably long state not unlike Hypnagogia in which someone is listening to loud music (likely though headphones) and becomes consciously unaware of his surroundings, zoning out into the music he is listening to. May be accompanied by blank stares and completely relaxed muscles.
Guy1: "Hey, what's up?"
Guy2: *Stares blankly in the distance, completely reclined, music blaring loudly even away from his headphones.*
Guy1: *Pokes Guy2* "What's wrong with you."
Guy2: *Snaps to consciousness.* "Way to ruin my Music Coma."
Guy1: "..."
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n. The sugar-fueled diabetic sleep that results after wolfing down more cookies than you feel your body SHOULD be able to take. Possible side effects could mean waking up in a dough dump; n. The Cocaine-induced high you may find yourself in when the world just sort of slips away and 24 hours later, you are unable to even remember if you were tripping balls or not.
1. My 100 hour cookie coma was so wonderful! I'm even forced to live on insulin due to my binge-ful eating! hoorah!
2. "Where.... wh, whaa.....Who/Where/What/When/Why the Fuck am I?"
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When a cougar goes off on a jag, feeding on as many hot, young men as she can in order to forget the one piece of prey she really wants.
Ever since he blew her off, M.G. has been in a cougar coma hitting all the clubs, getting with all the young studs.
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The condition after lovemaking where one's partner is so spent, they fall asleep right afterwards; usually in the last sexual position they were in.
We fucked so hard and fierce, she fell into a cock coma on top of me once we both came.
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when you come home from work school etc. and surround yourself in the world of technology. includes things such as tv,payperview, texting, facebook, myspace, amazon, twitter, phone calls, xanga, stickam, etc.
Usually atleast 3-4 of these are being preformed at once.
john: hey what's up tina?
tina: oh you know facebook myspace twitter YouTube...
john: oh the basic technology coma?
tina: yeah pretty much.
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