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Combat probing

The act of tethering when carried out by 2 males.

I met another sub-guy the other night, so we went back to his for a spot of combat probing.

by Clyde_en_Marland April 10, 2019


combatibility

The measure of some couples' suitability for each other while shut in together for months.

The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.

by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020


Back to back hand to hand combat

When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off

I’m not gay so I can’t do a double Dutch rudder, so we went with back to back hand to hand combat

by Stupid fucking roofer November 23, 2021


Combation

The Opposite aka ODDosite* of Compassion ~ in an unrelenting and PRebably* state of Anxious, Fear*Full Conflict, Contention and Combat ~ the supposedly "Human Condition" ~ a *Story* or *Narrative* of EPIC *HARM*portions ...

*ODD = Oppositional Defiant Disordherds* ~ Hordes of Disorder ~ Herd*instinct* ~ Heard Indistinctly ...

Their combation seemed endless, their compassion null
They were Righties I'd wager, and endlessly dull

by PartisanZ January 3, 2024


combat missionary

A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex

Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you

by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020


combat cook

A post 9-11 service member who walks around acting like Sgt. York even though they haven't even sniffed combat. Arrogant/Ignorant wannabees. They won't talk about their service, not because they saw a lot of bad but because they don't want people to know that they haven't seen anything.

Check out bigshot tony, word has it that he's a combat cook, he spent his whole enlistment stateside.

by Realtime Joe November 25, 2019


Combat master

A small mobile fos game released by a small group of developers , Scared the shit out of Activision so they copyright claimed the game. Game is back again on appstore and Play Store and is still popular and will get more popular as time goes on

Person 1- Yo bro do you know about this cool game Called Combat Master
Person 2- Yeah its a Call of duty mobile ripoff (person 2 is an idiot sweaty 9 year old who watches some "cool gaming youtuber")

Person 1- Ok bro

*Person 1 never talked to Person 2 Again*

by BriskOrSomething December 27, 2022