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To snag someone who is more attractive, more successful, and/or richer than you.
Stacy was just a bartender at Applebee's when she met that basketball player. She snagged the ultimate come up.
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T ̙̖̝̰͔͉̱̝̲̼̤̈́ḩ̶̛̛̲͓͖͕͉͍̟̣̙̦̼̀̓̋͒̄̅̒ͅͅę̶̺̹͎̩̟̲͎̦̺̜̦̣̜͗́̓̀͒ ̴͎̲̭̺̲̙̒̽̋̽̑̆̓̕f ̫͍̯̥̞̽͐̈o̵͙̲̙͚̗͚͗g ̧͙͖̼̮̄̾́͒̀́̎̎̈́̍ ̵̛̤̪͓̲͑̈́̈́͂͂̍̚͝ͅi̴͎͚̪̫̤̼͊s ̨̨͈̺̝̘̲͇̱̻̣̒̄̀̑̊̿̔̏́́̽̔͗̌ ̧̤́̀̒͐̽̀̇̕͘͘͝c̴̼͔͑͆̐̽͂͐̽̅̕͠o̵̬̝͇̻͓̳̥͔̪̊̌ͅm̶̨̦̖̰͈̮̖̘͇̀͜͠ͅi ̨̡̥̙̘̲̝̭̙͎̗̩̋̀̈́̅̎̿̍̋͌͋n̶̛̙͓̺̦͚̜͎̹̥̮̖̝̐̒͛̃̑̃̋͒͂̏̕͠ǵ̴͈͎͎͕̦͈̭͎̙͙̤̗͔̪̃̿̈́̓͗̓͘. ̨̟͙̰͓̬̩͌͗͋͛͐̀̂̓͌̿̓̕ ̫͈̠̲̭̲͇̮̗̀͊̀̓͂͊̏̈́̔̾̄̒̎L̵̨̨̞̹͉͉̦̣̺̃̍̔̾̋͑̇̑̂͗̾̆͋̿ě̶̢͕̭̯̭͔͙͔̀̋̓͒̆͆͒̚̕͘t̶̨̖̫͕̭̬̩̣̱̥̅̊͊́͑̓̃̐͝ ̭̏̓̄̃͊̎̎̈̍̏͘i ̢̛̝̣̟̙̜̣͍̙̾̓̂͗́̀̌̑́t̶̞͓̳̱̣̫̰͙̹͐̈́̀̍̉͋̂͒̔͘͝͠ ̳̃͊c ͖͕̠̫͉͔̻͛̿̄̆̃̓̍̐ͅo ͚͍̣̗̼̻̝̪̼̺̱̭̝̻̮̾͌̍̃̊̓̇̍͠n ̳̠̠́̒̍̓̃̾s ̧̡̡͇̪͕̳͌̑̾͌͆̆̐͛͜͠u ͎̳͓͇̝̣̲̲̪̹̫̩̮͘m ̧̙̤̠̩̦͖̦̈͑͛́͒̓͛́̂̽̇͘͝ḙ̴̙͗̈́̓̉̑́̅̉̀ ̛͎͔̮͎͊̀̇̈́̓̍̊̃͑͊̋͠ỵ̶̢̡̼̥̤̽͌̅͐͝ó̴̢̦̥̼̲̞̼̹u̵̡͚̎̀. ̡̛̻̳̝̥̩̙̮̻̫̩̌̀̒̌͊͆̽͆̀̈̃͘ ̵̺̻̻̍̔͊Ý̵̨͙͈̰̯̠̭̲̲͚̗̰̗̤̙̔̀̂͑̄͒̆͊̚̕ǫ̶̛̛͙̯͚͉̘̲̰̪̗̗̼̬̺̅̈́͐̊̑̔̅͋̎̒̽̕ṵ̵̢͙͓̟͎̪̱̗͔͕͎̥̈̈́̊̚͜͝ͅ ̵̡̢̡̫̥̲̣͚͙̳͌̉̔͘͝ͅͅw̴̡̛̹̿͊̾̒̌̌̋͊̀͆͘i̴̧̟͍̯̪̼̙̟̞̙͛̆̾̇͌̈́͘͠͝ĺ̴̝̼̹̣̬̳̹̘l ̛̛̹̒̂̐͑͛͒ ̵̭̞͔͋͂̆̅̑b̴̧͇̭͙͒͒͑̃̎͒͋̂͗͑͒͠e̵̥̪͂̊̈́͂͘ ̴̛̛̬̦̝̑̆̏̽̆̆̈́̒̀̓̑̍͜͝a ̧̟̗̯͚̺̭̬̪̝̟̤͒͑̀̋̕͜͠͝͝t ̰̌͌̎͑̑̉̿́̕ ̴̡̡̖̞̲̭̘̺͚̮͍̂́̊̅̔̅́͊̿ͅp̵̧̧̨̜̖̥̠̣̺̖̣̒͐̆̍̈́͑̔͜è̶̬̳̯̗̬̬͔̜̭̪͇̮̼̳̎̈́̊͌̂͊̿̊ã̴̡̤̮͚̖̥̜̈́̑́̀̌̎̿̓̓̎͛̈́c ̼̀͐͋̇̐̿͘e ̧̢͚̹̱͔̱͍͙̂̀́̈̋̎̀̎̽͝͠.̶͖̃̍̃̐́̀̈́͑̃̓͊͊̋͌̕
Person 1: Hey dude!
"Person" 2: The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming.
Person 1: I really need to stop talking to you.
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To arrive at a point/location in an uncontrolled manner and often with excessive speed. In certain situations, this can also involve the use of a weapon of some sort.
Guy A: James made an ass of himself at Dick's party last night.
Guy B: Why's that?
Guy A: Ahh, he saw this group of hott females and decided he wanted to make a go at them.
Guy B: Yeah.
Guy A: Well, he got so geeked up that he ended up coming in hot, knocked over a bunch of shit, and pissed the girls off. They cursed him out and left the scene.
The S.W.A.T. team was coming in hot as they put several bullets into each one of our hostage takers, as well as an innocent bystander. Hey, at least it wasn't me.
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to have manners
i'll slice your nose off the next time you don't come correct. see, i'm understanding so i'll let you slide this time.
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Something that is unpleasant, yet unescapeable while performing the task.
Why do people hate the police?
Comes with the territory.
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(to) perform well, to be aggressive
You don't have a chance to win unless you come hard.
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