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An old slightly rotted banana skin. Commonly found in buses throughout Edinburgh and used by the homeless as a form of contraception.
Son "Ewwww dad, I'm sitting on a tramps condom"
Dad "Lick it"
A game, similar to hackey sack, played with a blown up condom.
The objective of the game is to keep the condom ball from touching the floor.
This game is usually played while being held by police in mass detention.
That was a great cheese sandwich, now who wants to play condom ball?
Noun: A morally bankrupt man who covertly removes his condom during sex in order to increase his pleasure at the expense of the woman whereby he ejaculates inside the woman without her permission and likely causing an unwanted pregnancy. The behavior of a condom ninja should be considered a type of sexual assault or sexual misconduct.
Verb: To act in the capacity of a condom ninja.
Noun: Poor Sharon hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a condom ninja and got pregnant.
Verb: What a jerk Paul talked about how we was going to condom ninja Lisa at the party tonight, we should warn her.
To Condum the terrorist group hummus while your getting carpet bombed
“I know you lost your house and family, but do you condom hummus?”
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When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.
After hours of intercourse, he still couldn't climax due to his Beer Condom.
When one uses a sock for masturbatory purposes.
Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.