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Con Seeker

Someone who takes an idea, event, or something someone says and chooses to only express the negatives or their disagreements to that subject. It’s almost as if they go about their life trying to find the bad in every situation, and refuses to acknowledge any good parts. Con seekers tend to be excessively stubborn and opinionated. Those traits assist being a con seeker, due to the person being unwilling to consider anything being anything besides negative or bad.

Person 1: “They really spent all summer renovating our school top to bottom, I love it. What do you think?”

Person 2: “The new wall murals look dumb.”

Person 1: “Don’t be such a con seeker bro. We finally have a brand new track, gym, and cafeteria.”

by Blonde and Channel Orange February 11, 2021


con ref

Dishonesty when giving a job reference with the hope of convincing them to take your bad employee off your hands.

When they called, gave them a con ref so they would take Bob. It would be cheaper and less awkward than firing him.

by DirtyWaterbury March 8, 2019


Conned Cherries

pronounced (cohn'd Sheh-rays) with an dignified accent.

1.This phrase is used ambiguously to defer subject of conversation or as an answer a prodding question. the user of this word says "conned cherries" with confidence so that the other person or persons feels an expectation to know what the user means and ends up dumfounded. This technique works becuase it forms a language barrier to divert conflict from yourself. Answering no,no and yes, yes and using very bad english aids to the potency of the conned cherries.
2. can also be used as a code word between conspirators.

1. "Why did you go against protocol?"
"Why Conned Cheries, of course."
"Canned Cherries?? Like the food??"
"No, no CONNED Cherries... you know, conned?"
"Are you saying you were conned into it? Was it Lowski! That rat! I knew he was up to something!"
"Yes, yes."

by randomglowstick October 5, 2015


Clearfield Con

A thief who frequents small town grocery stores in order to steal small but useful goods

This phrase originated in Clearfield, Utah among young adults

“Some little Clear Field Con came in and took all the lighters off the shelf!”
“I guess you could say that kid is a clearfield Con Artist!”

by Kekistani April 16, 2018


Mon The Con

An expression given to an individual who on the surface, seems nice/normal. This isn’t the case however... Over time you’ll begin to notice a shift in their personality. They’ve create a false persona to smokescreen their true, evil intentions.

This term is used to describe someone who shrouds themselves in their own lies, in order to fool people into believing that they’re someone that they’re not.

Con Artists! (Kinda)

Sterry:

I’ve known Ben for a long time now, but recently his true colours have really started to show. He’s now super creepy and gross. He wasn’t like this before.

Elwood:

Sounds like a classic case of

Mon The Con dude!

by Elwoodddddddddddddd June 22, 2021


ex-con

1. Worker on an oil rig or fishing boat
2. That overly positive/religious guy who works in an adolescent psych ward/rehab center who is covered in tattoos and absolutely jacked

Jonny the ex-con gave me his number when I got discharged and said he’d help me in weightlifting

by EmailMeTheCounselingChit May 23, 2022


con dep

the best answer you can give if someone asks you what your pronouns are. con dep is short for contextual dependent.

person a: what are your pronouns?

person b: what do you mean by what are my pronouns?

person a: how would you like to be addressed and referred?

person b: it's con dep.

person a: con dep?

person b: contextual dependent.

by maqs malone March 5, 2022