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When you're talking with someone who says stuff you can't make sense out of, so you treat their sentences as a superposition of all possible interpretations and reply to them generically enough such that when the point finally becomes clear, all your previous replies still make sense and you didn't end up having to make a fool out of yourself along the way.
I've had such a quantum conversation with my friend again. Thankfully I finally managed to understand what he was on about before I agreed to something stupid.
The nause that listens to a conversation and tries to take it over, unaware that they were at no point invited into the conversation so no one gives a fuck what they say.
Mike: so Steve who do you think will win the league this year?
Gareth: I reckon United have a shot
Mike: no one asked you Gareth shut the fuck up
Steve: yeah fuck off you conversation jacker
A word that immediately stops a conversation. It makes the other person feels so awkward that they end the conversation themselves.
"Hey whats up?"
"Nothing..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed
"So I worked yesterday"
"ok..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed
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Used whenever a conversation has no more interesting points in it, in instant messenging, when it's no longer of interest to one of the parties in the conversation.
*long silence*
A)*conversation dies*
B)ashes to ashes, bits to bits
A)How's your family?
B)The conversation died. Get over it.
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Usually happens on an instant messenger. A person will quickly sign on, leave you a rude remark, and then sign off before you have the chance to respond. It'd be harder to do in a person to person conversation because you could easily kill them.
computer message SoAndSo123 has signed on
SoAndSo123: You're gay
computer message SoAndSo123 has signed off
Me: Damn I've just been in a drive by conversation!
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Small talk used in bars to meet somebody. Comes off as non-threatening and casual, but effective for breaking the ice. Usually involves the discussion of some benign third party person or situation; i.e. the bartender, the weather or extremely drunk bar patrons.
Korey used his "by the way" conversation skills to introduce himself to two girls up at the bar in NYC over the weekend.
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Words or phrases that one would use to "kill" a conversation. Usually with someone you really wouldn't rather be talking to or maybe even someone you do? The other person is busy doing something else or just doesnt wanna talk to you.
"lol"
"wow wait a go and kill the conversation, you are a real conversation killer"
"ha"
"would you like some fries with that converstation killer?"
"lol"
"aha"
"ha"
conversations dead ^
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