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Legs Could Be Flashlights

When legs are so pale/white they still light up in the darkness or early morning.

Random guy at gas station to total stranger: "Dang mama your legs could be flashlights."

by FlashlightLegs March 9, 2018


Tots could

"Tots could" emerged from the legend of a creature called "Tots." This creature eats people who say extremely stupid things in response to normal reactions or statements. However, since people are quite stupid, it takes a while for Tots to identify and devour them. To activate him, people recite the ancient mantra: "Tots could." Mind you, you CANNOT by ANY means complete the sentence ("Tots could eat you"), for that is the greatest sin and disgrace to Lord Tots.

Jack:"What's a kettle? "
Tethys:"Tots could right now"

by HeurseShert August 4, 2024


could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.

Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018


Could Be Grinkier

A phrase you'd use when something needs more 'Grink'

Can be applied to anything that is mid or average and in need of a little extra flair

Used in reference to the viral meme 'The Grink'

Girl 1: "Hey what do you think of my outfit?"

Girl 2: "Could be grinkier"

by AgadooMe69 November 23, 2024


I could die for you

A song by the band Red Hot Chili Peppers. It is featured in the album By The Way. It is a very cute, catchy and underrated song.

I could die for you
Oh this life i choose

by Jojofag_ October 15, 2019


still.....could be worst

a phase from British tv show When something bad happen to you, but someone is way more worse than you get.

Jeremy:I brought this mercedes that have some one‘s public hair on it, but still.....could be worst
Hammond:I can’t believe that someone has been murdered in this car.

by Müthelm März February 16, 2019


I thought I could you give you guys a chicken

I thought I could give you give you guys a chicken

Yeah I thought I could you give you guys a chicken

by Ecliptist December 22, 2023