Random
Source Code
Random
A seemingly endless dump which stops and starts repeatedly, usually during the wiping process. This leaves the user thinking there done... "But WAIT, there's MORE!".
"sorry I took so long in there, I got stuck with an infomercial crap."
10👍 1👎
The pattern left on the inside of the toilet bowl after a particularly hefty or sticky turd
You should have seen the crap angel I left in the bowl this morning. She'll be steaming that off for a week.
10👍 1👎
Bob did you hear that crap music. They are country folk rapping.
56👍 16👎
An item that appears on Woot.com that contains a random crappy item pulled from the deepest darkest hole in the storage barn
Dad: Oh lets check Woot
Son: I hope its a Bag of Crap
49👍 13👎
When you take a shit and the turd stands up straight like a log, then you pretend you're a lumberjack and push it over.
Max: Hey I just took a lumberjack crap
Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did
Cheap, grimy and unsightly large plastic toys that your trashy neighbors keep on their balcony as eyesores to the community.
The dirtbags next door keep their balcony strewn about with cheap unsightly kinder crap.
A defecation, often voluminous, occurring after a term of inability to move one's bowels due to constipation, travel (excluding Mexico), being on a date, or other factors. Typically gratifying.
"As soon as I got home from church camp I spent two hours in the shitter taking a victory crap!