Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.
Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..
The white legs of a man who never or rarely wears shorts in the summer. Compared to his tanned colleagues, he appears to be wearing cricket whites.
I see you are wearing your cricket whites
A euphemism for lesbianism, most commonly used in the UK
the calculating creationist may consider Middlesex Cricket to be inherently evil
Quite possibly one of the best games in the world, regardless of your ability or knowledge of the rules.
Beach cricket + camping = good times...just make sure someone chucks a bat in one of the cars before you leave the house. The sticks you find at the beach might not cut it.
To take a strong pulsing hit off of anything smokeable
Yo Doobie you wanna' bump that cricket?
the toilet paper lint left behind after a girl goes to the bathroom
He found she had several snatch crickets when he went down on his girlfreind
A cross betweenditch pigand mud cricket.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.
A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.
Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.
Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
Did you see that man with the cow boy boots walk into her house? One of the kids called him dad, do you think she's a Ditch Cricket ?