A popular item served at Crispers restaurants that consists of crispiness and croupton (Crisper’s take on croutons, with extra crispiness)
Holy smokes Paul, that crispy crouple was delicious
The effect when semen dries on a persons skin and wakes up with crispy peeling reptilian skin.
I spunked all over her face last night whilst she was asleep and she woke up with a crispy face
A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.
Really cold; your skin gets crispy
Y’all it’s crispy cold outside.
When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.
Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.
Skrilla , cash , doe , duckets , bank
Yo nigga I got that crispy flo wanna get some hoes nickel and dime ?
The supreme type of bread; a plain, room temp bagel with cream cheese that was toasted until brown. Eating this will announce to the world: "Sup fuckers, I'm insert name here and I have a large dick"
Damn, that chad is eating a crispy bagel, must have a large dick.