crunked

A state in which someone's conscousness is altered by both drinking alcohol and being stoned off their ass.

Emily: Are you stoned yet?
Trevor: I'd thay tho mythelf, and drunk, too.. is there a word for that?
Emily: Yeah, you're "Crunked"
Trevor: Tomorrow when I'm still wasted at my dad's work, I'm going to post a useless definition on urbandictionary.com along with our conversation.

And then I lost my virginity. Not a happy story.

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Crunkely

A general feeling of illness, crappiness, or complete and utter shite.

"David didn't want to go to the party with his friends because he felt so crunkely."

Crunk

Everybody here is wrong, it is not getting crazy and drunk. It's smoking chronic (marijuana) and getting drunk.

Chronic + Drunk = CRUNK

Lil Jon gets crunk all the time.

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crunked

Being stoned and drunk at the same time. (Drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana)

You are at a party smoking joints and drinking beer/mixed drinks.

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Crunked

Somebody who is Drunk and High at the same time

Person 1 - That guy over there he has drunk loads of Alcohol and smoked loads of Weed

Person 2 - Yeah he is Crunked

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crunking

A type of dance that involves a kind of air humping that is accompanied by rapid arm movements and jumping

"Shit-son this is my favourite crunking song!"

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crunking

running around with an IV of Grey Goose for several days screaming for no apparent reason and screeching like a crow, "EHHHH EHHHHH!!"

yo man, Roq was out crunking last weekend.

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