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A booger that has reached a point of dryness that it becomes painful to the owner's nostril. At this point, it is recommended that the booger be excised. However, at times, this may result in the undesirable (and painful) removal of the bearers nostril follicles as well. At no time is it recommended to eat a crusty boog.
I just yanked a hardcore crusty boog and now I'm lookin' to flick it.
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A scrunched up and hardend dried tissue found under the bed of single males. Previously used to clean up after Beating the Bishop
"Good Lord Geoffrey, there's enough 'Crusty Rolls' under your bed to open a bread shop."
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when someone jacks off in your eyes and it seels your eyes shut.
man, after i got that crusty pirate, i couldnt see for days.
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Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.
After waking up from a nice night with her partner...
Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
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when you dont wipe your butt good enough
your butt itches when you dont wipe it good enough
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when you have sex with a chick , you dont know she is on the rag and you wake up with a red crusty dick.
i woke up this morning at this chicks house, went to the bathroom and the bitch gave me a crusty horn.
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The dry crusty vagina of an elderly dehydrated woman.
Friend 1: Why are you drinking all that water?
Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.
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