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Cur - tis: Noun:
Used to describe a type or group of Homo sapien who exhibit unusual Incel or cuck like behaviours. They can often be found on Truck simulator or occasionally in their local habitat, McDonald's car park. They are particularly easy to spot with physical characteristics such as looking like a ginger hedge with glasses and making a type of popping noise (refer to key banging). Whilst usually found alone in the wild, a Curtis can sometimes be found with another type of Homosapien that we refer to as a "cuck wingman". So far the only location these two have been spotted together has been McDonald's car park.
Person 1: Oh my god! Is that ginger bush or hedge running towards McDonald's?!
Person 2: No, that one of those Curtis things
A Curtis is a white guy, normally claiming to be 10% black. They usually still live at home with their parents, and are known for having tiny hands and banana dick tattoos. They crash their white Chevrolet trucks over and over again and blame their friends for it. Most, tend to freeze-up when talking to girls, and it's usually a katie that will give them the ol' bambi legs.
"Ask the girl out already! Stop being a Curtis."
A Furry Creature Wears a Blue Shirt with Red Circle with Yellow Outline That He Can Play And Have Fun. He’s a Melmacian Brother.
This is Curtis Shumway
My English name. The other definitions for Curtis are very nice but most of em r just saying that curtis is very sexy. Also the definition from BABY GIRL BB is very informative (mhm mhm) but she is NOT my gf.
Me: Hi my name’s Curtis!
BABY GIRL BB: U gotta fuck me now
Me: No
A sexy Ghanaian male with a 12 inch cock
Oh shit its Curtis, he's so hot~ every female creature