The greatest 1 minute of lightsaber fighting in the Star Wars Saga. This happens just after Obi-Wan sees his master, Qui-Gon Jin die and the hands of Darth Maul. Filled with rage Obi-Wan goes to fight Darth Maul and a battles ensues, with Obi-Wan on the attack and pissed off because of his master's death, he goes on the offensive and fucks Darth Maul up in a sweet battle but unfortunately he get forced to hang off this thing in a really deep hole. Still a sweet fight though.
Anyone see the Obi-Wan vs Darth Maul Lightsaber Duel? How awesome was that.
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Ironic he could save others from death but not himself sheev palpatine
do you know the tragadey of darth plaugies the wise
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This is a story that true Sith use when they see a random person and they want to turn them to the dark side.(or annoy the shit out of them) they also use this on their younger siblings when they do something wrong.
Brother:
Drops Plate and breaks it
Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Brother:
NO FCK YOU
Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
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Acting like a clumsy fuckward to cover up strength and being a big fish than most people.
Based off the darth jar jar theory
Never knew that cunt was that solid, he tricked us all with that darth jar jar syndrome
When you shit and throw up at the same time
Bro, Cole just went Darth Maul in your bathroom...
When you shit and throw up at the same time
Oh shit, cole just went Darth Maul in your bathroom...
Mostly known in crypto trading means a candle that has long liquidation wicks to both sides and a small body, mostly red. It resembles Darth Mauls two sided laser weapon bringing pain to both crypto shorters and longers.
"Damn, I just got Darth Mauled out of my short, buddy."
"$12 Million on BitMEX Liquidated as Bitcoin Prints Nasty βDarth Maulβ Candle"