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Every year on October 1 you have to suck your homies dick or loved one
Hey David you know its international suck dick day right -zip- now suck
Feb 1st, the day to kick dicks
“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”
On April 23rd, it’s national grab dick day
taken or not, prepare to have your dick grabbed!
“Just grab his dick! it’s national grab dick day!!”
Any girl can grab any boy dick
Girl: Grabs boy dick
Boy: WTF
Girl: November 6 National Grab Dick Day
On April 12th, it’s national grab dick day. When you walk by him grab his dick
Just walk by and grab his dick, it’s “national grab dick day”
Every year on April 11th it is customary and allowed for girls to grab dick on whoever they’d like
Hey did you remember to grab a dick today it’s the national grab dick day
on september 4th you can grab anyone’s dick
bryan: hey it’s national grab dick day
angelica: oh really *grabs bryan’s dick*