: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.
"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"
When a lady garden has had the landscape gardeners in and the bushes have been removed.
Richard: Where have you been?
Polly: At the beauty parlor having lady decking installed!
A deck ho is what you are entitled to approximately two to be exact when you own a boat or vessel larger than 25ft. Their sole purpose is to wear a tiny bikini and look good, they can also be used to clean the deck, cut bait and serve beer
Wow sweet boat I wish I had a boat over 25 FT I sure could use a couple of deck hos to scrub my deck an get me a beer
A type of protective layer for your deck!
Jones: wassup bro my deck is hardening
Richard:whatcha using for it to harden then
Jones: Deck hardener! its so hard i can stab a knife into it now
Richard: dayummmmm son thats some hard deck
a phrase you scream in class randomly to confuse everyone
teck deck!
When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer
I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants