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A Major League Baseball player who was drafted sixth overall in the 1992 MLB Amateur Draft. A perennial All-Star and current captain of the New York Yankees, Jeter is a terrific hitter who has frequent troubles defending his position at shortstop. He won four World Series titles as a member of the Yankees between 1996-2000. He is often credited with having great intangibles, although this is all speculation since these qualities cannot be measured. Also known for his handsome looks and mulatto ancestry.
Objective fan #1: "Derek Jeter occasionally costs the Yankees runs because of his inability to make effective plays on balls hit to his right."
Objective fan #2: "Yes, but he makes up for it because he is excellent at the plate and is able to work the count and get on base."
Objective fan #1: "I agree."
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Uber Faggot otherwise known the twinkledouche of the Mexican Flamers Gay Bar.. Who enjoys innterracial anal sex stimulation in his sphinxter. Has a Tiny shwlong and enjoys licking his own gloryhole
Boy 1 : Man Is a faggot parade?
Boy 2 : Yea I hear their a buncha Derek Lobbs
Boy 1 : Wow, Thats Homo
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The perfect couple. Emily is the one who makes Derek who he is. She's the best thing to ever happen to him. She strives him to be better. In spite of all their fights, they will always love each other. When guided apart, they will find their way back to one another. They're perfect for each other. As long as they're together & love each other, everything will work out great. Also Emily is the amazing & beautiful one in the relationship. She's beyond perfect in Dereks eyes. And one day, he's going to marry her.
Derek and Emily will last forever and there isn't a person in this world that can tear them apart.
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The starting shortstop and captain of the New York Yankees, arguably the best clutch hitter in baseball. As well as going back and forth for the American League lead in batting average in 2006, he is also the leading candidate for the league's Most Valuable Player award. He is considered by most to be a future hall of famer, and is one of the most revered and highly regarded Yankees of all-time.
Derek Jeter came up big in the clutch yet again, with a 2 out, 9th inning double, propelling the Yankees to their sixth straight win.
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El mejor negro despues de Drake y Kendrick Lamar. He is the bestest friend ever, he will do anything for his friends and loved ones. Often plays the role of psychologists for his friends. Is a very wise guy. Has a heart so pure it hurts, and that has caused him so mich heartbreak but he wont give up. When he loves a girl he does it with so much passion it burns. his girlfriend is must be very lucky. Loves kingdom hearts, drake, xxxtentation, liluzivert, his mom, his huki, his paolif, his crush, his kari and his gabo 🖤 and of course fortnite (will hide in the bushes to talk to you while he plays)
Girl 1: have you seen derek hernández?
Girl 2: he’s playing fortnite with paola
a spherical derek that bounces with his ass crack out