salty desk

When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.

Hey Terry, do you want to salty desk later?

computer desk

Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.

"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."

desk chocolate

Chocolate kept inside your desk for work emergencies

I can’t believe it’s 10am on a Monday and I’m already reaching for my desk chocolate.

desk banger

The term used when you work on a project with the first part taking so much time or effort whereas the rest of the project taking less time thanks to the frameworks you established.

When I work on a Touhou-style game, the first stage is almost always a desk banger.

desk lint

That weird grey stuff you got all over your hands and arms in elementary school.

"I'm not sitting there, look at all that DESK LINT"

Clear desks

Have sexual intercourse with a co-worker.

I want to clear desks with Todd after the boss leaves.

Desk President

In a desk group at school you vote for the president vice president and caretaker/maid. A desk president makes all final decisions of the desk group.

Hes the Desk president?? I dont agree with that!