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This is the child of a dice goblin and dice dragon.
A dice goblin collects dice simply for how many they can achieve. They do not care if it comes as a single die or as a set they just need more.
A dice dragon cares some about quantity but mostly about quality. They like the Shiney. Having a set of dice for a specific reason or character.
A baby of a dice goblin and dice dragon cares about both. They have nice Shiney and specific dice sets yet they also want "all of the dice". They awe the dice as there precious.
They protect there horde and have some dice that are there's and there's alone and others that are for sharing.
They take pride in how they store there dice and even have display cases or special displays for them.
Some people who fit this category may even give there hybrid dice goblin/dragon an alter ego name.
Man that's a lot of dice and there is also some really nice ones in there. Are you a dice goblin/dragon?
I'm the baby of a goblin and dragon. I need all of the dice yet these are my most precious.
A term used to describe a man who is under the thumb.
As in does everything his girlfriend says.
also known as pussy whipped.
Is Lee France out tonight?
Nah mate, you know the crack there, his bird has his bollocks like dice.
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The Vietnamese dice game
Normally played in the back ally of any Applebees restaurant . The winner gets infinite Knowledge And the looser gets both there hand chopped off .
Created by the makers of sonic the hedgehog the movie. It is a game based off the rule that you cheat you loose.you play by rolling dice like Yahtzee except there's no dice and there is just a bathroom stall with a hole cut in it. And your not rolling Dice, your getting a blowjob By some oriental background actresses.
Chad: Hay broshavik I played the Vietnamese dice game the other day and lost.
Chad2: don't wack attack about it
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The best comedian of all time.
He was filthy as hell but he has the best nursery rhymes.
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To "Slow Down", "Stop", or "Wait up" when someone is falling behind. (Literally or figuratively.)
Charlie: "Hurry up, Sam!"
Sam: "Ice your dice, man. There's a pebble in my shoe."
OR
Emily: "-And then he was like, "We are so over", and just hung up. I'm so heartbroken!"
Julie: "Whoa, ice your dice, you two were dating?"
very similiar to a drunk say but in spanish! (dice means say en espanol) almost if not more hilarious than a drunk say.
guy: te quiero
girl: you wish
guy b: what a drunk dice
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Cont:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
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