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A bio dildo is a banana. Some would even say the og dildo that the cave people used.
I just seen that girl at that table deep throat that bio dildo like it was nothing.
A person of ill repute. In certain cases, permanently attached to an individual as a nickname.
"That guy is a total salted dildo, he has a lint roller in his glovebox."
"Did you see Salted Dildo in his garage, with the door open, lifting weights and listening to Bush?"
backstory..
me and my gf were layin in bed the other day telling each other our deepest secrets. We were getting into some serious shit when she tells me that she trusts me with a weird ass secret she has. She's never told anyone before..
She says she likes to hold a poop in for 3 or 4 days and let it slide out and suck it back in and she says it feels so good she just naturally does it.
Now i was thinking what you are thinking, great another troll/joke.
Boys... I wish this were a joke.
She said she can prove and it showed me right there. Oddly enough I felt closer to her knowing this shit.
Obviously I was curious to try this shit (no pun intended) after a few weeks I could shitdildo with the best of them.
I show my girlfriend and shes impressed/amused/grossed out.
Fast foward to yesterday. My gf family came down to stay with us cause their house is being renovated. They bring their two shit kids (11 and 13)
I was cleaning up after dinner one night and the kids were running around.
At this point I was holding in a huge shit dildo for later.
one of the asshole kids thought it would be a funny idea to pull my shorts down (wasn't wearing boxers)
Naturally I was scared cause he screamed when he did it so half of a turd fell out of my asshole and my bodies natural reflexes at this point was to suck it back in.
I shit dildoed myself. Her dad was trying not to puke and her mom wont even look at me.
TLDR: I shitdildoed myself in front of my future in laws
I shit dildo myself by holding it in my anus for a few days to slid it in and out of my anus for pleasure.
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When someone is utterly stupid.
“India is such a dildo head!” Meg said, laughing as she watched her friend make stupid jokes.
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A person named Caleb that overcompensates for having a small penis by acting like he is the boss, or, manager of sorts, over everyone.
When in fact, he is neither, and never will be.
Because he is a inconvenience, and a general waste of space.
F: "You know Caleb right?"
R: "Ye, I mean he's made a name for being a small minded bigot"
F: "Well he's flirting with the new girl, you know, instead of doing his job."
R: "He never does his job what do you expect, he's an asshole."
T: "A dildo dude."
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1. Reference in "Nardwuar vs. Cardi B" at 9:25 min
"I want to tell the people out there that thank you for supporting me. And if you don't, suck my dick and I know you think because I'm a women, I don't have a dick. BUT I have a pink dildo in my dresser" - Cardi B
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A hidden track at the end of Burger Queen by Placebo. The story behind it is that Brian Molko forgot to take his name out of the phonebook after the first Placebo album was realeased and there was a message on his answer machine with a sort of Steven Hawking voice. It's a creepy song.
"Hey motherf**ker, I'm after you. I know where you live.
I will f**k you up the ass and I will sneak into your room and cut your cock off and stuff it in my mouth and chew it up with my little teeth"
hmm evil dildo
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