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Carpenter Cunts that come from Powell Riva who are bottom feeders
You hear Nick T was a bit of a Pond Diver last night trying to drag any old cunt ome
To be a Stuart Diver is rhyming slang for being a legendary survivor.
Stuart Diver was a ski instructor and the sole survivor of the 1997 Thredbo landslide in New South Wales, Australia. Stuart was lifted to the surface 12 hours after rescuers heard his voice deep in the mass of earth and debris. He was right beside his wife Sally, but his desperate efforts to save her were unsuccessful. He spent the next two-and-a-half days under the rubble in his underwear, with freezing water gushing past. Sixty-five hours after the landslide, Diver was saved, suffering only frostbite.
Stuart Diver is an Aussie legend in our vernacular - as is Steven Bradbury.
Steven Bradbury, whose gold medal was the first ever won by an Australian at the Winter Olympics, was dubbed “the Accidental Hero” after his four rivals all collided, tumbled and sprawled around the ice, leaving him to skate alone past the finish line.
He's a real Stuart Diver!
To be a Stuart Diver is rhyming slang for being a legendary survivor.
Stuart Diver was a ski instructor and the sole survivor of the 1997 Thredbo landslide in New South Wales, Australia. Stuart was lifted to the surface 12 hours after rescuers heard his voice deep in the mass of earth and debris. He was right beside his wife Sally, but his desperate efforts to save her were unsuccessful. He spent the next two-and-a-half days under the rubble in his underwear, with freezing water gushing past. Sixty-five hours after the landslide, Diver was saved, suffering only frostbite.
Stuart Diver is an Aussie legend in our vernacular - as is Steven Bradbury.
Steven Bradbury, whose gold medal was the first ever won by an Australian at the Winter Olympics, was dubbed “the Accidental Hero” after his four rivals all collided, tumbled and sprawled around the ice, leaving him to skate alone past the finish line.
He's a real Stuart Diver!
Someone who performed oral sex on a Colonel in an armed forces branch.
"Dude, I earned my Eagle Diver status last night. That chick was an Army Colonel."
A man who embarks on deep woods camping trips with the goal of fishing, drinking, smoking pot and eating mushrooms. Usually this man is rugged and irresistible to women.
Girl #1: “Hey it looks like that bush diver just got back from a camping trip.
Girl #2: Yeah, I’d love to spend the night with him
By the time you go to check out your deposit it's disappeared round the corner
Partner: “Howdit go?”
You: “It felt like a decent crap, but unfortunately it was a snow diver.”