One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.
Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.
By the time you go to check out your deposit it's disappeared round the corner
Partner: “Howdit go?”
You: “It felt like a decent crap, but unfortunately it was a snow diver.”
A Belarusian Diver is a sexual practice, mostly homosexual, when one partner is dressed in a latex suit (looks like a diving suit) and the second partner inserts his penis into a dressed one's mouth ("snorkel").
Another variant is when latex-clad partner lies on his back, another one inserts penis into his mouth and puts his testicles onto his eyes. This is "diving mask and snorkel".
"Dude, get your latex suit ready. We're playing Belarusian Diver today"
Any person(s) who gave their own life jumping off the building “ The USS Fluckey”
Timothy couldn’t handle the stress of life so he decided he would be a fluckey diver.
The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.
Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.
When a man, in a teabagging motion, dips an erection into some form of lube. The penis during this action simulates a proper pencil dive, therefore, giving it it's namesake.
Don did a Diver's Dip to prepare for his "meeting" with Brian.
An individual that craves the vagina so much they want to spend every minute inside of it.
Damn, Todd has been such a basket diver lately that he slept with his fingers inside Tina.