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Cable and divorce

A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?

Me: "We went from 'Netflix and chill' to 'cable and divorce' in under 2 years."

by AndrewsOnIt November 08, 2015


Divorced dad

It fucking means that you're dressed like a divorced dad, you're probably gay btw

Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad

Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole

Guy 1: ur gay

Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*

by Jesus.is.your.mother June 29, 2021


The Divorce Party

A single-issue political party that advocates for a disunion of factions that vitiate each others plans instead of working together to improve their country.

The conspicuous incompatibility of the republican & democratic parties' policies evinced a need for " the divorce party " to advocate for a disunion.

by MoribundMurdoch May 18, 2021


divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.

My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal

by Luluthighwalker July 20, 2023


reason for divorce

marriage

Did you know the main reason for divorce is marriage?

by FamAlt March 24, 2024


Divorce Preventor

The D you give your wife on V-day to prevent divorce and being your marriage back from the brink

Heading home to give the Mrs. soem divorce preventor.

by February 12, 2025


Soul divorced

One of many phrases meaning killed or dead used by Tik Toker/YouTuber: Casual Geographic to avoid demonetization when ruining your favourite animal(s) for 5-10 minutes.

"Bump (an elephant) then used his tusks to split his handler in half and then stood over his soul divorced corpse for hours."

by N1t-Man103 April 14, 2023