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A statue of a little colored boy often wearing overalls while fishing. Niggers can't afford boats and do not have jobs so they are often found fishing from the bank, other peoples docks or under bridges.
That sure is a nice dock nigger statue you have there, better hope a real nigger doesn't steal it.
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Similar to the act of space docking, however once person A places his foreskin over person B helmet, person B stretches his foreskin back over person A 'locking' him in.
I've just been Dock Locked, you've locked me in Sydney
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Lubbers who hang around docks, leave dock lines uncoiled, get dock splinters from walking barefoot, fall off docks when drunk, or generally don't know how to act on a dock. Arrrrrrrr.
Gilligan would be a dock monkey if the Island had a dock
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The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.
Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!
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The act of lying with your face pressed firmly in a woman's bosom.
I noticed you got some face docking in this AM..."you're welcome".
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First, two individuals are performing anal intercourse. This act results in fecal residue on the shaft of the penis. The individual with said fecal "shaft matter" then engages in the ritual of docking. Thereby, standing face to face hands on shoulders, carefully spreading the before mentioned fecal matter, with a highly complex repititous foreskin manuever. However, this act is not homosexual in any way, shape or form...and must be performed with BFF's only. This act is also sometimes reffered to as "Choco Docking" in slang.
Hey Joe...I'm tired of this whole docking scene....Let's take it up a notch and do some Chocolate Docking!
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Is when your friend is such a slut she is called "loose as a dock" (a boating dock).
Schoolgirl 1: So how many guys have you slept with this week?
Schoolgirl 2: um... bout 15 ... I think.
Schoolgirl 1: But it's only Wednesday! You are as loose as a dock, bitch!
Schoolgirl 2: Fuck you!
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