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When you jizz in her mouth without warning and it comes out her nose.
Yoooo, I gave her the white dragon bro!
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Dragon Penis is God. Obey him, love him, respect him. He has endured many pains for us. He is the world's last hope.
Have you let Dragon Penis into you?
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That stupid spook, Mark, needs to stop dragoning all of the time.
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Kanye West created the term describing dragon energy as “Natural born leaders Very instinctive Great foresight.”
You don't have to agree with trump but the mob can't make me not love him. We are both dragon energy. He is my brother. I love everyone.
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Getting your ass eaten out and getting the tongue stuck right up your asshole.
For the shit that she does give her a drum roll, coz the dumb bitch licks out the asshole. She even will give you the old Dragon Drill.
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when after eating spicy foods, your shits burn your ass.
yeah man after eating those suicide wings i had to poop a dragon.
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British Slang
Booger, dried nasal excretion. Usually used for extra crispy / non-runny varieties of snot.
Gosh mate, wipe off that crusty dragon before a hottie see's ya.
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