Substitute Driver

A school bus driver different from your usual one. Commonly not very good at their job, or with no idea how to use the GPS.

"this substitute driver is completely inept"

Driver's Licence

Something you need to drive; Olivia Rodrigo's first song

Did you get your Driver's Licence yet?

Bipolar Driver

A driver of any vehicle who finds it difficult to maintain a steady speed; fast one moment, slow another. This makes them very difficult to pass.

Girl: Pass this slow guy!
Guy: I can't now, he's speeding up. Stupid bipolar driver.

backseat driver

a sex position involving three people, usually two male and one female. one man enters the girl from behind; she is on her hands and knees. this man holds her hair and controls her head on the third person, who receives oral sex.

Let's just say we were drunk, we ran into her ex, and I was the backseat driver.

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cyber driver

A member of a car club who only uses the online forum, and never attends events or club meetings.

We're all going to the meeting on Sunday, but you'll not see 'x' there as they are just a Cyber Driver.

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bus driver

someone who takes someone else to school, literally or figuratively

DAMN ni'a I took you 40-6 in 1-on-1...looks like I was the bus driver there cuz you got taken to skizzewl!

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designated driver

probably the one friend that’s afraid to do shit but we love them anyways and we also need them so we don’t die and so they can give us that little act sober pep talk before sending us in to face our parents

anyone: hey so we’re going to the party tonight who’s the designated driver?
that one friend: i got you all

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