Dry Click

A male orgasm that is completely devoid of ejaculate.
Reaching sexual climax without an ejection of semen.
Occurs most commonly in older males, young boys or any individual who experiences hindered semen production.
Can be used as a noun or a verb (Dry clicking, dry clicked)

Little Johnny vigorously rubbed his genitalia against his favorite teddy bear until he experienced a dry click.

Old man Jenkins discovered that sexual intercourse still had meaning in his life, after repeatedly dry-clicking up inside his wife, Henrietta.

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dry dogging it

a term describing masturbation without lotion.

using just the skin of the penis

ex. dude he just whipped it out and started jerkin?
yup no lotion either he was dry dogging it

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dry heaves

the morning after a long drinking session, where you have nothing in your stomach but still feel the urge to vomit. nothing comes up.

the morning after my ten cans of john smiths, i had the dry heaves

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Dry Humour

A nonchalant presentation of an alternative, often positive, perspective which is intrinsically humourous as it give a unique or uncommon perspective to observe, an often negative, situation. Usually highlighting the difficulties, but removing the tension, from the situation.

From The Monuments Men (2014)

Frank Stokes: What have you got?
James Granger: Stop, stop. I seem to have stepped on a land mine.
Frank Stokes: Why would you do something like that?
James Granger: It was a slow day.
The others walk up
Walter Garfield: What have you got?
Frank Stokes: The Lieutenant here seems to have found himself on top of an unexploded mine.
Walter Garfield: Why would you do that?
James Granger: You all have been spending too much time together.

Now that is dry humour.

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dry hole

When a woman finds a man unattractive and therefore can not get wet down stairs.

My friend Eric, the dry hole, is a big turn off to women

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dry sex

at least some bottom articles of clothing remain on one or both sexual participants while they engage in the "motions" of sex (thrusting, etc) without actual penetration

"The dry sex was gay... well it was!" (LOL. can't believe you said this)

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dry docker

to rid a toilet of it flushing water and then to deficate in to the toilet, thus a dry docker

I went to wal mart and gave them a dry docker, it was hilarious.

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