When you take a shit in the toilet at night while there is a large population in a house (usually during family reunions) and leave it to bask in its glory and the first person to use the bathroom in the morning will have a nice suprise waiting for them.
John found a nasty shit in the toilet when he woke up one morning and Jamie said "the early bird gets the turd."
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In a male couple, the guy who is lucky enough to wake up first and gives his sleepy partner a rise-and-shine blow job, as a wake up call.
In Wayne and Rusty's home, weekend mornings usually start off with a bang for Wayne because Rusty rolls over first thing to give his man a jaw-dropping blow job. After all is said and "swallowed," Rusty usually gives Wayne a sly grin and whispers to him, "early bird gets the worm." Being the first to rise-and-shine does have its tasty advantages.
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The type of place you go only if your trying to escape your abusive parents. The principle is the devil and doesn't know what shes doing. It is pretty much equivalent to hell.
You ready to spend a day in hell otherwise known as Ashe county early college
ASEC is also known as Gaysec, a school filled with an extremely diverse group of students that are stressed to the point of mental breakdowns every week and being sleep deprived. With a few decent teachers makes this school bearable, until you get to the college classes. This place is wild.
βDang did you see the bags under her eyes?β
βyeah bro she goes to the Agriculture and Science Early Collegeβ
Its a high school where you take all of your high school classes in 2 years and spend the last 2 years taking classes at uncw.
In the first 2 years you spend over 6 hours a day doing homework honestly.
In the first 2 years you endure literal hell with teachers who make you do stupid non related projects like running around in the forrest. Out of the 4 teachers that teach the 2010-2011 sophomore class the Bio teacher is retarded and assigns the stupidest busywork, the latin teacher is extremely cool and fun, the english is a bitch in class but is really cool if you get to know her, the math teacher is ok, and the history teacher is the best teacher there he makes sure you are well prepared unlike the Bio teacher who doesn't prepare you and for anything then expects you to do masters level work.
The people who go there are either social outcast who cant even count or over achievers.
The girls are lacking in looks there are maybe 5 hot girls who go there but they are overachievers and the rest are fugly.
Me:Hey what are we doing in bio today?
Friend: Mr. bishop gives us another stupid project that will take 10 hours to do.
Me: whats it on?
Friend: Nothing to do with his class
Even: Hey hes not that bad and its a good project
Me and friend: Shut up u fagget
Even: Dont talk to me like that (Sassy voice)
Me: you need to grow a pair fag
Me: i cant wait for summer
64 other students in my class: me to
I go to Isaac Bear early college their are no hot girls, the Bio teacher sucks, and its stupid
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The time between 9 PM to 12 PM for people who have either school or things to do the next day but still want to participate in sad nigga hours whilst getting a reasonable amount of sleep.
Person 1: Ayy man why you sad. Sad nigga hours doesn't start till 2
Person 2: Early sad nigga hours who tf up, I got school tomorrow fam
Person 1: Oh shit my bad
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Like 90s kids, they actually know what a VHS is, and grew up with kids shows of the 90s and 2000s. Generally born between 1997 and 2002.
90s kids are all hipster nutcases, but at least early 2000's kids know what life was like before all these shite modern TV kid shows and why Nokia's are unbreakable.
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