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Someone from the town of East Williston. Always walking around aimlessly with a huge amount of people. The town is only a mile so everyone knows about everyone. People are very intimadating.
Guy 1: Yo lets go to East Williston and get drunk/high at the sump.
Guy 2: YEAAA MANNN!
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A pseudo-artsy part of Manhattan. Filled with hipsters from Williamsburg who come on the L train to watch Bright Eyes at Webster Hall, and then promptly leave afterwards because no one can actually afford to live there. Lots of bars, homeless people asking for money, and geriatrics with walkers from Stuyvesant Town. Home to CBGBs, creepy Polish restaraunts, and thirft stores that charge $15 for a dirty T-shirt. Most people have no string opinions regarding East Village.
"I live in East Village."
"Oh. Let's go look for celebrities in Tribeca!"
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East Amwell Township, a small community in central New Jersey, was established in 1846. EA has a population of about 4,800 with an area of 28.6 square miles and is located in the south eastern edge of Hunterdon County. East Amewell is a rural area with preserved farmland, rolling hills, million dollar homes and spectacular views of the countryside. Hunterdon County is the 13th wealthiest county in the United States and is home to blue ribbon schools and excellent lesiure life. East Amwell is home to the likes of the Unionville Vineyards, the world known Ridge Golf Course at Back Brook and also the infamous Lindbergh house. The community is about an hour from Philadelphia, PA and an hour and a half from New York City.
"I live in East Amwell! Isn't that great?!"
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Geographically the 16 square miles of East Greenwich is located in the center of the state. It is the eighth oldest town in the state and was home to many early American Patriots. The town was established in the 1600's. The land upon which East Greenwich sits was originally owned by the Pequot Indians and was acquired by King Charles II in 1644. The General Assembly incorporated the Town in 1677.
The Town is bounded on the East by Narragansett Bay and four hills roll up from the coast to the West Greenwich town line. The downtown area of East Greenwich was initially settled to support the surrounding farming area. As the town grew, so did the commercial center. The protected cove brought trade ships from the far corners of the world and gave safe harbor to local fishermen.
As East Greenwich grew as a trade center so did the need for goods and services, both for the townsfolk and those passing through. Industry flourished with the manufacture of textiles, brushes, machinery and and shipbuilding. This has left behind a legacy of fine historic buildings for people of the 20th century to enjoy. The town of East Greenwich is proud of its' heritage and its' National Historic District.
I'm an old rich widow of 35 husbands and I live in East Greenwich.
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A nice town, probably could also hold the name Chindia for the amount of Chinese and Indian people who live there, also home to nearly 5% of all jews in the world. Home of EB Square, an L-Shaped mall where really all anyone ever does is do tons of laps around it. Probably the only place where when a kid wants a cigarette and will refuse to call it one, many times a cigarette is referred to a bogey which confuses the hell out of anyone who this is asked to. Also it's home to a large amount of freshman and sophies due to the easiness of getting there. Very often you will see kids from Old Bridge, and more recently those pot heads from Spotswood. It is also home to Mega Movies, a huge dissapointment when it comes to movie theaters, make sure when you want to sit down you sit in a small group not by Nathans otherwise you may get into some trouble with the management. When you're walking around the mall there is a whopping 95% chance that you will run into a mall cop that will have a problem with what you're doing, whether it'd be sitting down for too long or not moving (keep your eyes out for the black haired mall cop, don't have a staring contest with him he always cheats with his laser) Most people once they're done with the mall just leave or head outside to smoke some weed. Finally, you will probably never see more people wearing those North Face jackets with a million pockets all over them anywhere else. Great sightseeing for those who never get outside.
"Come on guys keep it moving"
"But... we're sitting"
"Yes, well there is a strict sitting time limit of.... up well it just went down to a mere 5 minutes"
"wtf..."
"Yup, sorry keep it moving"
10 minutes later...
*Inhaling sound*
"Aghhhh yeah thats good shit"
"You East Brunswick kids ain't that bad"
"Neither are you John from Spotswood"
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The act of masturbating until your about to ejaculate, and then suddenly stopping and not finishing. This is usually done the day before a sporting event, and is believed to increase the performance of the athlete who performs this act. The name "East German" originates from the 1980 East German Olympic team who allegedly did this before each event.
I East German'ed before my track meet and won my race!!
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A miniscule town on the south shore of Long Island. It's got a grand total of two delis and a gas station. Main attractions include shit-ass deli sandwiches and a plentiful drug market. Population: white gangsters, future delinquents, burn-outs, abercrombie&fitch-wearing chicks, & old people. It's known as EMO (irony?) by the elementary/middle schoolers.
This town is as boring as fuck, but it's no East Moriches.
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