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The Elbow Jack is the latest in jerking off technology. It is proven to be the most pleasureable method of beating your meat.
Requirments, - Penis - Elbow - lubricants
In order to do the Elbow Jack your elbow must be flexible.
Step One: Place erect penis between forearm and bicep.
Step Two: Apply Lubricant
Step Three: Slowly start up and down motion. Until you have came.
Warning If jerking to fast, rug burn may occur.
Invented by: Paul & J.D Sanghera.
I love the creators of the Elbow Jack.
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Focusing on another participants elbow in order to perfect a "High Five" when excited or proclaiming gratification for some event, happening, comment or opinion.
Focusing on the elbow will ensure a perfect High Five.
Friend puts on a Foreigner song. "Dude, I love Foreigner too!" Raises hand in the air. "Elbow that Bitch!" Followed by a perfect High Five.
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the syrup induced stickiness which results from placing your elbow on the table at an IHOP, Denny's, or any other restaurant that serves pancakes to children.
I always have to roll up my sleeves before sitting down; otherwise I end up with IHOP elbow.
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The ultimate compliment
The best, the funniest, the greatest, the most awesome
Bee's knees got nothing on the monkey's elbow.
I will be happy forever because Mr. Potato is the Monkey’s Elbow.
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When girls have the type of elbow, that when straightened bends inward, and when they place their palms down, they can twist their arms around in a circle. It also makes them look much more girly.
"Look at that girl straighten her arm. She has girl elbow"
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This is a dance that consists in the pumping of one's fists up and down in the air (rotating the right and left) while sticking one's elbows out.
This dance is also known as the "Tommy Dance" or "Throwin' Bows".
Tommy got on stage and did the elbow dance.
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Stimulating a penis with the lubricated crease of one's elbow to the point of ejaculation.
Since Suzy has no hands so she had to give me an elbow patch to get me off.
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