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First, you sit down to take a crap with an electric charge. Your crap is long enough to touch your asshole and water simultaneously, and the static discharges through the crap, giving you a tingly sensation in the butt cheeks.
It was so dry out today that when I pooped, my electric eel made my ass cheek hairs stand on end.
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A shop in vocatioinal high schools that is completely pointless. Were all the people who are retarded enough to take an everyday chance of dieing go into. Anybody that takes this shop feels inportant because they do the average easy work that 75% of americans are too lazy but yet capable of doing themselfes. After taking this shop you will learn two things. 1 how to tac wires up against a beam and rip them apart after and 2 you just wasted 4 years of your life hanging out with a bunch of guys in a room with a bunch of wires.
At a funeralo what happened to him?he's an electrician o you mean he wasted 4 years of his life in the electricity shop having a sausage fest just to die?yup thats what i said
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Plugging an extension cord into the wall, splicing the cord, wrapping the cord around your dick and jumping into a pool.
1. Well, I just failed a test that will help me graduate college. I am going to electric eel myself.
2. Person #1 "Hey how did you do on that test?"
Person #2 "How about you play the electric eel game.."
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A large pile of transformers collapses into each other into a large pile, for your car to crash into and set ablaze.
when you are driving your car and you crash and land in an electrical pile to make it explode
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A sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse. It is more commonly known as dildo.
"Where's my electric banana."
"I don't know."
"Sure you don't."
"What is that meant to mean."
"It means you do not have an electric banana. It means you're desperate. It means you can't get a man to put his cock in your pussy."
"For your information I have been screwing your boyfriend every night this month."
"You bitch!"
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stan twitter uses it as a way for wanting someone to die
send robert downey jr to the electric chair already
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"Do you wanna go on that there electric fence?"
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