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That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.
Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.
Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.
Bro 1: Nice~.
When you keep pepper beside your bed so if someone catches you put some on your nose to make a made up sneeze so the cum on your bed looks like snot.
when I go for a wank I grab the lube from the bathroom and the EMERGENCY PEPPER from the kitchen.
Any bar or tavern on your way home from work.
Man, I really need to stop at a Minor Emergency Clinic after work today!
when you have to go on an outdoor activity before you loose it
i clubbed all night ! but trust me, it was an emergency fun
Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn
John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything
Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit
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Posting a definition of "emergency banter" especially when all your banter is emergency.
Jim: *witty slander*
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.