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Any bar or tavern on your way home from work.
Man, I really need to stop at a Minor Emergency Clinic after work today!
Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.
I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries
Cardigan brought by a friend in case of emergency such us wardrobe malfunction or to cover hickies or other forgotten marks from kinky sex play
I had to get a friend to bring me an emergency cardigan a few weeks ago due to a bite mark on my shoulder
the apple you keep with you at all times in case you get low
man im really hungry
here have an emergency apple in my backpack
When you desperately need to send dank memes but dont have any good ones lying around, so you send the first thing you find.
(In norwegian : #Nøddank)
Oh shitt I havent sendt any memes lately to Linn! Time to find some emergency dank to keep the friendship flowering 🌸
When you and another person leave somewhere quickly in order to engage each other physically.
"Hey Julia this party blows, do you wanna sneak out and go back to your place?"
"Yes, Emergency Sexit right after I finish talking to Maggie. Maybe you should steal a bottle of wine too."
Emergency pizza outfit is a socially acceptable looking set of clothes that pizza pros put on after ordering pizza online. The emergency outfit usually stays hidden under a comfy, stretched and obviously dirty sweater that gets thrown on a floor in panic upon hearing a doorbell by the pizza pro.
In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.
Gurl, I'm so on point today. I even put on my emergency pizza outfit, so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a freaking flat troll.