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The act of shoving a flaccid penis into the ass of someone of any gender, and getting an erection with the penis already inside of the ass.
Guy: Hey babe, wanna do anal?
Girl: I'm afraid it will hurt too much...
Guy: We can try an anal erection.
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When one has an erection so great that one's willy bends back at an obtuse angel and pushes through your skin and cracks one's pelvis in two.
Billy was so turned on my the donkey that he became over-erect and had to be hospitalised.
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When a man gets an erection at the mall due to seeing a very attractive female or a very sexually oriented display. This can be very inconvenient and or embarrassing for the man.
Jake should've known better than to go to the mall right after his workout without taking the time to mentally prepare himself, but he went anyways. He walked through the entrance at JC Penny and immediately saw a copy of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue on a magazine rack. As his eyes focused on it, he felt his large penis jump in his pants, beginning to grow into a mall erection.
Jake walked quickly into the store, trying to focus his mind on something else, but he found himself walking in front of the lingerie department. Jake looked across the colorful displays of bras and panties, stopping for a moment to look at the large picture of a beautiful model hung from the ceiling tiles. His mall erection grew much longer and harder and he couldn't help but moan.
"Hi Jake," came the sound of a female voice.
Turning to look, Jake saw Brittany, a very beautiful brunette from his college. She wore a tight blouse, with a generous amount of cleavage from her huge boobs showing. His mall erection strained against his jeans, begging to be released, and it was clear from how red Brittany's cheeks were getting that she noticed. "I'm sorry Brittany I can't talk," Jake said in a strained voice as he began to run further into the mall.
"Jake wait," Brittany called to him as she followed him.
Jake was desperate to escape the embarrassment as he weaved his way through customers, only to find himself standing right in front of Victoria's Secret. As he looked past the gorgeous photo of four different VS Angels, he found himself looking right into the store. Standing in front of a display, he saw Lana, the most beautiful girl at his college, holding up a leopard print thong.
It became too much, Jake had to loosen his belt, and as he did, the thick mushroom head of his mall erection slipped through his boxers and out the top of his pants, rising in the fresh air. "Girls," Jake moaned. "Beautiful girls everywhere."
"Oh my god!" came the sound of Brittany's voice, who had caught up with him.
Before Jake knew what was happening, Brittany had wrapped her fingers around his shaft, causing an immense amount of pleasure to flow through his body. Her hand began to pump his shaft, causing precum to leak from the head of his penis.
"Oh God, Jake?" Came another voice.
Turning towards it, Jake saw Lana walking towards him and Brittany. Her huge boobs bounced up and down with every step she took and before he knew it she had thrown her arms around his neck, kissing him.
Lana pulled his pants down, leaving his mall erection completely exposed for everyone to see. Both she and Brittany fought to stroke him and Jake couldn't hold back anymore. He ejaculated all over both Brittany and Lana right there in the middle of the mall.
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when you have an erection, it dies, then it comes back
i had a res-erection when i was talking with (girl name) today
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Women have them when they're feeling cold or horny.
If they are sexually aroused, their nipples could even get harder when squeezed, pulled out or sucked on.
- I can tell ya that young lady is ready to get fucked!
- How come??
- Those erect nipples! It's hot so she must be very horny.
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See half-boner. Slightly increased blood flow to dick caused by slight feelings of arousal.
Usually experienced during legitimate arousal when standing or multitasking.
Also experienced as a defense mechanism in genetically superior males when about to nail a fat chick, as the penis will attempt to reject blood flow, resulting in an increase in time to achieve full boner status, which the penis hopes will be long enough for its master to pass out, give up due to frustration, or realize what he is about to bang and leave, so as to prevent conception of fat children by superior sperm.
Henry experienced a soft erection upon being handed a drink by the blonde server at the roulette table.
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Term coined by Bootle FM's DJ Heather MacLean for late night slow jams.
Tune in to Bootle FM and Join Heather MacLean for the late night Erection Section, get your grove and your bone on!
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