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Pulling back the foreskin after a mind blowing male colon extravaganza and slapping him in the face with your shit covered dick.
Ah! Damn! Ricky just European mud slapped me. I need more!
The biggest waste of time. Even my teacher said, "the only time you'll need to any of this, is if you become a history teacher". Your week will be jampacked with work and instead of going to school events, you and your retard friends are at home studying for a test that includes over 100 pages of material. Not to mention the weekly vocab quizzes and chronology test that will make you want to rip your fucking mind out of your heads. Every day at lunch your friends, who aren't taking this dumb class, will call YOU the stupid one because you have a C in the class and they have an A in their easy World History class. I sleep at 12:30, I wake up at 6 and spend all my energy at school only to come home and work more.
hey, that Ap European History class your taking is FUCKING STUPID!
In a European ball pit before getting in you must pull your pants down to respect the magnificent culture.
A European ball pit is very cultural..
Successfully bang a person from the opposite sex from each country in the EU.
Bro after fucking that chick from Malta I only have Slovakia and Luxembourg to close out the European Union Challenge.
They love each other so much. They have an incredible bromance. They can't live without each other. They love always being around each other and everyone is jealous of their relationship. They are extremely hot, intelligent. Both tall and have good sense of style. They love hard and are easily heart-broken but each other counter their sadness and make each other feel so much better. They are always there for each other. Preferably statistics show that the best combination of best friends are with Mike & Marios.
They are such European Best Friends
European Man Bag is a bag roughly proportioned to the size of A5 scrapbook. Typically worn across the chest, off a single shoulder. The bag is design for the todays, modern ethnic man, operating outside of the drug trade and hence negating the requirement for the hallmark bumbag/fanny-pack, instead leaving the world to guess as to their dubious sexual proclivity.
George Michael "Do you think the one with the European Man Bag will meet me in the bathroom?"
The phrase comes from americans who went to Europe and got laid. It means to: Have amazing sex with one or more European women (who are always willing to have sex).
I had crazy european sex when I went to england last week.
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