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When Bamboo is sometimes just too hard to clear
Man my entire garden is filled with Bamboo, this isn't what I came to understand of a "Vanilla Minecraft Experience."
a act of sticking a drill in your pecker then turning it on while moaning in pain while your chubbed tree is getting ripped apart by the drill
hey ted!! I like doing the Kansas drill experiment.
When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.
That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.
when Chuck E. Cheese cums tickets all over your fucking goddamn face
The ticket blaster experience made my child sooooooooooo happy.
When your are activly masturbating and almost nut but you decide to quickly change the porno.
I was watching amateur yesterday and had a near-nut experience so I could go to interatial sex nut porn masturbation
The act of watching ‘Tiger King’ on Netflix while letting your dog lick peanut butter off your balls
I’ll never be as cool as Joe Exotic, but I did enjoy a nice Sweet Prince Experience last night.
The sexual act of dressing like Jack the Ripper and unloading fiery liquid lava diarrhea shits in your partners mouth in a Persian restaurant bathroom. After this has been done, the same act is performed again in a Starbucks bathroom down the road.
After a couple have a reasonably large sized brunch in London, they decide to spice things up in the Whitechapel neighbourhood by performing The Full Whitechapel experience.