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Someone who fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.
How did your blind date go?
It was fine, except that she was facially defeated.
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example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney
i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed
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When a vegan receives fellatio and then proceeds to ejaculate their cereal-scented semen onto their (usually female) partner’s face.
“Yo, Jimmy never eats animal protein, but he sure gave her a grain facial last night
It's a procedure that is usually performed by a thick women in their mid forties (who are colloquially called Patronas), where they get so sexually excited to the point of hovering in the air, thus dripping pussy juice all over their partners' faces.
The Marrakesh facial is commonly associated with a glamorous glowing face.
John: It's like you don't age, Jane. What's your secret?
Jane: I let a woman give me a Marrakesh facial, twice a week, for rejuvenation effects.
When you give someone a facial and then proceed to sit on their cum-covered face and grind, spreading the cum around their face with your bare ass cheeks
I just gave this pig sub an ultimate facial and he loved every second of it
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1. The act of blowing your load on a digital or computerized image of a person or living thing.
1. I haven't had sex for 6 months now, it's gotten so bad that I had to go on the computer and give a digital facial.
2. Jenna Jameson? Ha! Back in the day I gave her so many digital facials.
An event where men of differing races ejaculate onto a white or caucasian woman's face
Let's give that white bitch a taste of our racial facial boys