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Someone who fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.
How did your blind date go?
It was fine, except that she was facially defeated.
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example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney
i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed
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Describes the process of farting in someone's face after receiving unprotected anal sex with ejaculation, thus covering the face of the other person with small, white drops of semen.
The same thing happens when opening a carton with buttermilk too close to your face.
After finishing her off from behind, that stupid bitch gave me a buttermilk facial!
when a girl squirts in your face
I went to check the cat for freshness and recieved a seafood facial.
when the top person in intercourse ejaculates onto the face of the woman/man.
The cody facial is when the top person in intercourse ejaculates onto the face of the woman/man.
Act of a man shooting cum across the woman's forehead creating the image that she is wearing a crown.
Girl have such great head I gave her a Royal Facial and crowned her queen of sucking dick.
The term for when a grown man excessively kowtows to a superior grown man.
It looks like he is in the bosses office again for his daily colon facial.