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sense of humour failure

A phrase used by a manager as an awkward semi-apology after they lose their temper at their employees. This is the closest to an apology you're likely to get.

Prevalent in the UK tech and consulting sector.

(after boss has stopped shouting obscenities at their staff)
"I'm afraid I've had a sense of humour failure..."

by QuartermasterGeralt June 3, 2020


e-mail failure

when you type someone’s name wrong in an email but the government knows who you were trying to contact and contacts them through esp anyways.

The e-mail failure had someone thinking about the sender during the day.

by Coop Dupe December 13, 2019


Worthless Failure

A good for nothing fuck-up who is too stupid to do anything right.

Jesus Christ dude! I gave you one simple task and you still fucked up! You're such a worthless failure!

by WorthlessFailure March 31, 2018


Failure

Me

I am such a failure

by That guy with depression June 8, 2019


Failure

Being someone like or close to Aymen

Aymen added an iphone ringtone to his redmi note 8, what a failure

by WailB June 4, 2021


Failure

Parker... Just cause he’s Parker 🤷🏽 ♂️

“Man Parker is such a failure

by Failure2345 February 5, 2018


failure

what asian parents yell when their kids don't get straight a's

"what did you get on your exam?"
"89%"
"you such a failure! where the other 11%?"

by kat_guy November 29, 2022