A ground type pokemon, commonly sighted oh earth, although EX versions are strictly not found on earth.
A ferret just defeated my best pokemon!
A frail and weak young man, who is passed around and raped in prison by hard prisoners, and grows to embrace his effeminate side.
Person 1: Free Tay-K, (Taymor Travon McIntyre) he didn't do nothing wrong.
Person 2: That boys a Ferret for life now, with his busted booty hole, he won't be the same, chill.
A pedophile, this is because of bullshit censorship to protect yulkytulky.
Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a pedo
(Redacted) : no, this displeases me
Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a ferret
A cute animal that I really want but will never have, often used in ‘bump that booty like a but come on if you don’t, don’t shake it off’
‘I have a ferret’
A strange weasel looking creature that some people have as pets.
“My pet ferret was taken to the veterinarian yesterday after he threw up.”
An act of deception, for better or for worse, when a friend or colleague in some way, shape, or form does something that they should not be doing, whether by luck or skill.
"I heard Alex didn't study for that test and got an A, then proceeded to fuck a sexy ass pornstar and not bust a nut." God damn that fucking ferret ass.