The Rusty Fiddle

When an older man grinds (clothed or nude) on a younger specimen; usually underaged.

(Man talking to a group of kids)
"Hey, you kids wanna ride the rusty fiddle?"

Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

Fiddle with my Pickle

Touch my dick. Play with it. Tickle it. Fiddle with my penis.

Kenley: "Please daddy fiddle with my pickle"
James: "I mean if you down I would gladly."

Fiddle your bean February

yooooooooooooooo special attention to the sack(fyb)

“how many times a day are ya beat your meat next February”, “you mean fiddle my bean? ,”what.”, “yo it’s Fiddle your bean February “, “ohh gotcha”

Bumble Fiddle

Anal fingering

"Hey baby, wanna try Bumble Fiddle?"

"I've been practicing Bumble Fiddle every day for 15 years and have finally solved my constipation problems!"

"You are accused of Bumble Fiddle on strangers, do you want a lawyer?"

fiddle twat

a musically declined, not inclined individual, because they sing through their nose like a donkey.

Emily sings like a donkey heeee hawnn, aka fiddle twat.

Fiddle-Fists

It's hide and seek but instead when you hide you pull your pants down and bend over the person looking for you will walk around looking for you with a lubed up fist and if he finds you he fists you as hard as he can.

Lets go and play a competitive game of Fiddle -Fists

How about a saucy game of Fiddle-Fists