hissy-fits

hissy-fit: Noun, singular and plural possible.

An hysterical rant or tantrum, particularly one completely at odds with the gravity of the situation being protested. Often involves stamping of feet, whining, biting, clawing, and loud, obnoxious, screaming tears. One may "have" or "pull" a hissy-fit.

Children under the age of four tend to collapse into hissy-fits when confronted with adversity, but hissy-fits are by no means limited to a certain age group or gender.

The spoiled child had a hissy-fit when he couldn't take the kangaroo home.

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coniption fit

When a person goes into a fit of rage, such as a spaz attack.

Mary: How was your day?
John: Why the hell would you care?
Mary: Don't have a coniption fit!

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Getting fitted

The process of selecting the perfect combination between your anatomical features and a piece of cloth.

Me: "these looks really nice on you, didn't know your boobs looked that great !"
Her: " I know right ???!!! I'm getting fitted at Victoria secret's"

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aracnapoleptic fit

the act of flipping out when someone accidentally walks into cobwebs, or something similar. usually characterized by flailing arms, turning the head/face, wiping down ones body, scratching and swearing. not a good look.

you need to start cleaning your house, i had an aracnapoleptic fit when i walked in.

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Giggle Fit

Giggling for a long amount of time due to being exposed to something hilarious.

Yulia fell off her chair and I had a total giggle fit.

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Talk fit

Person who socializes extensively between exercise sets at the gym. A common ratio is about 80% talking and 20% working out.

“I intended to get a good work out today to work off those donuts from lunch, but instead did a lot of talk fit.”

Liquor Fit

Sporadic fits of anger and/or destruction fueled entirely by alcohol. These episodes are usually difficult to forecast except for seasoned veterans who tend to expose their early warning signs. These signs include (but are not limited to)

- Yelling and screaming at strangers
- Shadow boxing street signs
- Diving through shrubs
When the liquor fit actually hits, anticipate seeing property damage and numerous altercations.

Hey did you guys see the picture frames in the living room? They’re all busted to pieces.

Yeah, that’s from Tom’s liquor fit.