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hissy-fit: Noun, singular and plural possible.
An hysterical rant or tantrum, particularly one completely at odds with the gravity of the situation being protested. Often involves stamping of feet, whining, biting, clawing, and loud, obnoxious, screaming tears. One may "have" or "pull" a hissy-fit.
Children under the age of four tend to collapse into hissy-fits when confronted with adversity, but hissy-fits are by no means limited to a certain age group or gender.
The spoiled child had a hissy-fit when he couldn't take the kangaroo home.
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When a person goes into a fit of rage, such as a spaz attack.
Mary: How was your day?
John: Why the hell would you care?
Mary: Don't have a coniption fit!
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The process of selecting the perfect combination between your anatomical features and a piece of cloth.
Me: "these looks really nice on you, didn't know your boobs looked that great !"
Her: " I know right ???!!! I'm getting fitted at Victoria secret's"
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the act of flipping out when someone accidentally walks into cobwebs, or something similar. usually characterized by flailing arms, turning the head/face, wiping down ones body, scratching and swearing. not a good look.
you need to start cleaning your house, i had an aracnapoleptic fit when i walked in.
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Giggling for a long amount of time due to being exposed to something hilarious.
Yulia fell off her chair and I had a total giggle fit.
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The level of physical fitness one tries to achieve after a break up or in anticipation of an epic weekend. Usually in attempt to be appealing sexually to another guy/chick.
1) "Hey, you hear Heather dumped me?"
"Yeah, sucks man. Sorry to hear that. Well, time to get fuck fit and get back out there."
2) "Hey, Rick is getting married."
"Seriously?! When?"
"In July. The bachelor party is in Vegas the week before."
"Cool, that gives me plenty of time to get fuck fit again. I look like shit!"
When a male is inserting his semi flaccid penis in a vagina and is unable to continue the sexual act, thus resulting in a test fit.
"I've had twelve sexual partners, sixteen if you count the test fits"