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Hey, what's that flat escalator in the airports called?
A moving walkway, smartass.
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a hairstyle worn by psychobillies, short on the sides with the top styled upwards and trimmed so that it is flat, hence the name 'flat top'.
"cool,cool,cool flat top yeah" lyrics by horrorpops.
My boyfriend Gareth would love a flat top but his hair's too curly lol
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The State of being Fucked so many times and having so many orgasms (etc) that dehydration may ensue to the point of Death if it continues caused by repeated and non stop orgasms!
I was so fucked flat in that Group Sex orgy and with the 8 guys who fucked me over and over in that Gangbang, that I may have to go to the Hospital for dehydration and get fluids through an IV or I shall die for sure! What a wonderful night/day/weekend with all the orgasms I had with so so many, many people who would not stop.
Did I mention is could cause me death through too much pleasure for sure?
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one of the sexiest colors around
in paint there is a few finishes of the colors, there is gloss, semi gloss, satin, and then there is flat. (there is more, i know there is, but those are the basic)
its a non reflective surface and there is almost no shine to it.
putting flat black paint on any car
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The act of two women (lesbian or not) sitting across from each other with their legs spread open and sideways, allowing for full contact of their vagina to one another. Once in contact, they begin rubbing/grinding themselves against the other's vagina. Not entirely unlike the act of using a two-headed dildo and coming all the way together, only this does not involve a dildo.
My dyke neighbors would probably spend a romantic evening flat cocking each other, since they were too poor to buy a dildo or strap-on.
I can't believe nobody has heard of the term "flat cocking"
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Of or pertaining to geniune truth. That which is true on the basest level.
I flat ass couldn't afford a doctor.
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1) A non-banked, oval track flush to the ground on which the sport of roller derby can be played.
2) A type of roller derby governed in present day by the WFTDA (Women's Flat
Track Derby Association), with specific rules pertaining to bouts played on a rink with no banked edges or "rise".
3) A particularly D.I.Y.-type of Roller Derby, in that it requires only a flat, smooth floor, tape to measure out a track, and rollergirls to kick some booty.
"Though the spandex leagues of the 1970s fought their way to victory on a banked track, many of the 21st century leagues like New York's Gotham Girls Roller Derby have embraced the cost-effective, nomadic appeal of flat-track derby."
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