floating voter

Slang for a gay person.

Dad, I've got something to tell you..."
Ten minutes later
"No son of mine is a dirty floating voter.

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Mexican Parade Float

Mexican Parade Float

A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.

Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.

Hey, sorry I am going to be late for the meeting, A Mexican Parade Float is blocking the road / my driveway.

What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.

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floating melon patch

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

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floating air biscuit

To fart or pass wind

"Who dropped a floating air biscuit"

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Bangkok Floating Market

Having two gorgeous Thai girls with you in a hotel bathtub, with each floating from end to end crossing paths in the middle and passing various fruits and flowers from the hotel room provisions.

This is in lieu of actually making a trip to the outdoor floating market that is at least 2 hours drive from Bangkok. An unrealistic distance to travel, especially when a short weekend trip to Bangers is usually less than 48 hours.

Hey, had a great time at the Bangkok Floating Market this weekend in Bangers. Couldn't have done much more with the hangover I had. Truth be told, I visited on Saturday AND Sunday mornings and visited different vendors. The product was exceptional and well worth the trip.

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Float the Fat Chick

When one friend goes above and beyond the call of duty to ensure a successful night for the other.

-Mate this sheila's foxy, I want to get with her tonight. She has a friend.
-But her friend is a fugly, azz whore.
-Please man! I will repay you, just 'Float the Fat Chick' for me tonight.

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float an air biscuit

To silently drop a fart and watch to see who first smells it

Did someone just float an air biscuit?