The creator of slideshow comparisons on YouTube
He got demonetized 3 times and hates comparisons now
"JG Science blocked us again after we asked for comparison videos"
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WOMAN1: the science team is full of hunks! i wish i could have sex with all of them
WOMAN2: i know right! they are so strong and racist, so sexy
Love Science studies the over 200-types of love, and the many ways individuals can love and be loved.
Individuals who practice love science are called love scientists and they have discovered that the brain processes love neurochemically and neuroelectrically and changes the body's biochemistry in ways that improve the biological, emotional, and mental states of both humans and animals.
I feel love for an individual who I calculate can help me or provide me with something I need. When a person "falls" in love, they lose a degree of self-control and feel a strong need to give different things to their love object, thereby making love mutual and allowing the two or more participants to grow as a result of their loving interactions. Lastly, love cannot be purchased or given a price. I think it is a one-of-a-kind supernatural phenomenon.
occurs when an individual on marijuana starts making assumptions that they believe are in fact true. Stoner science is usually characterized by many illusory correlations i.e., when the stoned individual believes that two events are related when in reality they are not.
Example 1: the stoned individual believes that since his dog is stoned and passed out by the water bowl, his dog is happy. In reality, the dog has passed out because he is experiencing marijuana toxicity and probably is not happy about being poisoned.
Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"
Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.
Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"
Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".
Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
The inhumane illegal study of someone with God powers conducted by retards with PHDs, usually ending with a cataclysmic discovery of quantum disasters.
Logan and I stole Nina's DNA to perform retart science experiments until we unfortunately discovered that Nina was possessing our bodies to conduct quantum biologically evolved experiments on us.
Nerd competition about super sciency things. Only super nerdy weirdos do this.
He thinks he's better because he does science olympiad .
Derived from an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy, in which an old lady (known as the Science Granny - spelling now changed to Granniii) shows how force works by playing tug of war with her granniii friends against nancy boys. Unfortuanutely, the Science Granniii lost. Tianna (the most amazingly hard person you can ever meet) is now known as the Science Granniii because that granniii was hard and Tianna is carrying out her legend. Kicking nancy boys into the mud the way the orginial granniii should have.
"You are the Science Granniii. Kicking down those nancy boys into mud."